Anyways one of my friends brought along another guy that wanted to be a part of our group, but he is a pretty weird guy, first he still wears briefs, second he never shuts up and besides that he pretty much thinks he knows everything. I tried to give the guy a chance, but he was just too annoying, so eventually I decided to teach him a little lesson about being a know it all, I walked up behind him and grabbed the waistband of his briefs and yanked up, I saw a fence nearby and decided to. She would start as the leader and we all had to close our eyes and lie down and she would do something to us that we had to guess afterwards to have the chance to become the leader. When she came over to me with my eyes closed she pulled my pants and undies down and after get. However despit.
Then I instantly Hone out Home naked walk as my friends stared at me with puzzled looks on their faces. He only avoided it because security cameras caught him being stripped by bullies and avoided the charges. These are all part of marriage. My friends kept yelling:. And instead of going Home naked walk to bed I decided I was hungry, so I opened the fridge and started making a fat ass meat sandwich. I'm a vegetarian, so for me it's lots of avocado, chickpeas, and quinoa salads as well as hikes and boxing. Tundra September 11, At this point my Homf had given up trying to reason with me because I was clearly in a world to myself. By Sean O'grady For Mailonline. Mother-of-three, 25, avoids jail after viciously beating up woman nked front of victim's six-year-old daughter
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In the world of psychological research, professionals often talk about the Big Five personality scale. Never cared if my sis was around. Mom's Fuck Toy -Lady Home naked walk. I have now turned 50 with 2 boys nearing their 30's who flew the nest many years ago. It's possible that as he turns 5 he'll start to feel uncomfortable but not want to hurt your feelings by saying so. Again, I am really not sure salk I feel about this argument, but I would really appreciate your opinions. And it's totally okay to not want the world to see your body. Amateur projects our Tiny sores on body Home naked walk I know this is an old Home naked walk but lemme say that: Sexualized nudity is of course off-limits any time. Because of social pressure walo Be Cool. But shyness is a natural personality trait, and I think that if someone doesn't want to be nude, or doesn't want to be around people who are nude then that's perfectly acceptable. About Staff Submissions.
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Anyways one of my friends brought along another guy that wanted to be a part of our group, but he is a pretty weird guy, first he still wears briefs, second he never shuts up and besides that he pretty much thinks he knows everything. I tried to give the guy a chance, but he was just too annoying, so eventually I decided to teach him a little lesson about being a know it all, I walked up behind him and grabbed the waistband of his briefs and yanked up, I saw a fence nearby and decided to.
She would start as the leader and we all had to close our eyes and lie down and she would do something to us that we had to guess afterwards to have the chance to become the leader. When she came over to me with my eyes closed she pulled my pants and undies down and after get. However despit. Featured in groups See All. The story of the time I walked home naked after my clothes were stolen at the pool.
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Probably in a trashcan but undies could have been sent up a flagpole or something. Yeah, maybe I never saw them on a pole, and I was at that pool daily because we used it for gym class too The guys that usually bullied you, were they like the guy on my last deviation? The one holding a phone?
I guess so, pretty typical bullies. Whats typical for u? You ask a lot of weird questions dude? Hey let the men talk here ok? Point me to the men, and I'll let them talk. Me and your brother. Like I said A normal jock dude True, i guess. How were you not charged with a felony? I like how that's your first reaction to this story.
I've actually had a friend who nearly got charged with indecent exposure after being forced to streak. He only avoided it because security cameras caught him being stripped by bullies and avoided the charges. The bullies also avoided charges because a nerd put them in the hospital.
Prague Fucking House. I love to be able to express myself with my wardrobe, but when I want to relax, I don't want anything to do with them. That way she got closer to me. I used to see my dad naked in the bathroom all the time too, until eventually I felt uncomfortable with it age 12? I sleep naked, and walk from the shower to my bedroom nude, and I enjoy lounging with just my silk robe on. I ask for privacy while naked naked, just because I feel it right for me, but I've wondered about our "pantsless" attitude for a while.
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Both of my parents would walk around naked sometimes when I was growing up and I would do the same. Once I hit the awkward teenage girl years I started becoming less comfortable with my own body and walking around naked, but my parents still would from time to time getting out the shower, getting dressed etc.
My husband and his ex wife also practiced the same thing with their son and he would walk around naked too. He just turned 12 and has just now started to ask for privacy when he is naked, which we obviously give him.
My husband and I both sleep naked now, and his son knows this, but it doesn't stop him from coming in when he needs something from us. When and if they ask you to cover up, do it. If they don't ever ask, don't worry about it. Sorry, I guess I didn't really clarify what I meant by the kid asking you to cover up.
It definitely came out different than I meant it now that I'm reading it again. I totally agree with you. You need to look for the verbal and non-verbal cues to know if your kid is uncomfortable with it. It really comes down to knowing your kid and paying attention to what they are and sometimes aren't saying. The people need to know that the nudity not happen only in your houses. The kids need to know that the people don't comment with others, but that they stay also naked in your houses, and what happened in your house, also happen in another houses.
Although the people don't walk nude outside, or when they visit another people, are clothed, but doesn't mean that don't take off your clothes at home and that the nudity is something wrong. Tell to the kids that nudity is natural for them and for all.
It seems to me that everyone in the family needs to be listened to on this stuff. I don't think that family nakedness is the only way or even necessarily the best way to communicate comfort and body acceptance to children.
It may be a good way, though. Although I am not disagreeing with a lot of the arguments around nudity in the home — I love the points about body confidence and raising boys to have a positive attitude towards their own and women's nudity — I do think that there is a second point here for discussion. In a lot of the examples that are coming up in response to the original post, people are saying that nudity is the norm in their homes as a result of agreement between both parents.
In the original poster's story, though, one of the parents, the dad, is saying he isn't comfortable with the nudity.
I think the father's feeling that he's not comfortable with nudity is just as valid a point of view as the mother's feeling that she is.
They need to reach an agreement between them about levels of nudity in their home that both partners can be comfortable with, or else arguments between them about it is going to shout to their kids louder than any number of layers that nudity is a big deal. Just as a previous poster pointed out that kids might express their discomfort with nudity by always being clothed while a parent is naked, so kids will pick up on the message if one of their parents is always clothed while the other is naked.
Thank you. This is what I was thinking the whole time reading the article and the comments. As much as you may feel that your nudity is important to your children, your husband's comfort level is also important. Articulate your feelings to him as I'm sure you did before posting this article and find a way to accomplish your goals without alienating your husband. Well… I have one quibble with your sentence: "I think the father's feeling that he's not comfortable with nudity is just as valid a point of view as the mother's feeling that she is.
The difference is between the decision about what to do with your OWN body, and what someone else is doing with their body. I agree that living together and being a family together necessitates consideration of everyone's comfort level, and we'd really get nowhere if we only considered what we wanted for ourselves without taking others' needs into account, but I still think it's sketchy to say they're equal or equivalent needs. And going back to the original post, I'm gonna go ahead and get all feminist about this: "Well, I've thought about it, and here's why it's a big deal: because my body isn't bad.
The world is full of men telling women what they should and shouldn't do with their bodies. Patriarchy is all about women believing that how they feel in their bodies is secondary to how other people feel about their bodies. I'm positive this particular man and this particular couple does not intend to reproduce that dynamic, but regardless of intent that's what's happened, and honestly I think how they talk about this conflict and how they resolve it WILL have implications for how their children think about women and women's right to decide what to do with their own bodies.
I'm going to play devil's advocate a bit here, because while I agree in principle that someone doesn't have the right to say "what you're doing with your body doesn't make me comfortable, stop it", I don't think that fully encompasses this particular situation. If the original poster was talking about her then-boyfriend coming home at the beginning of their relationship and finding her naked on the couch and asking her to put some clothes on, I would utterly agree with your response.
If my partner had walked in on me naked at the beginning of our relationship and said anything like that, I'd have had serious questions about whether or not I wanted to be with someone that wanted me to hide my not-perfect-but-proud-it's-mine body away like a dirty secret.
She's talking about her co-parent expressing that he is growing uncomfortable with a parenting choice that affects their children. He may have very real reasons for his discomfort with his partner's nudity around their children which, with a bit of time and thought, he could articulate just as clearly and convincingly as the original poster articulated her point of view.
He may just have grown up in a family where nudity was kept behind closed doors and is struggling to get to grips with his partner's different approach. Possibly, he himself is just a private or body shy person and, like some previous posters, was made uncomfortable around parents who were as comfortable with nudity as his partner, a situation he is trying to prevent for his own children.
Whatever his reasons, however, they deserve to be heard out by his partner and an agreement reached between them on what is best for their children. As I said in my original comment, I like the discussion around encouraging positive attitudes in her sons towards their own and women's nudity.
But if you think it's sketchy to say that the pro-nudity parent and anti-nudity parent have "equal or equivalent needs", I think it's sketchy to suggest that the mother's point of view here should be somehow privileged over the father's as to what is best for their children. And they will pick up on that if the parents can't agree on what and when to cover up. I definitely agree with you about teaching healthy attitudes about bodies in your home with your family.
But beware about dismissing what your partner is expressing is important to him. Aren't you a parenting team and isn't he equally entitled to decide how you two parent in this area? And while I think you have a few years before it becomes as you put it, "embarrassing" for your sons, I encourage you to really consider the problem with leaving it open-ended: it puts the burden on your son to display his discomfort.
It's possible that as he turns 5 he'll start to feel uncomfortable but not want to hurt your feelings by saying so. But then you mentioned it yourself. So… for what it's worth, so long as you know that yourself, I think there's no problem with the course you're on.
Kudos for attempting to teach your sons that women don't come airbrushed. Kids naked, parents naked, it's hot and dirty in the garden, I don't think anybody cared. In retrospect, what a weird system, though it worked for us.
I don't really know what to make of it all — but, seriously, good on you for thinking about it. Seeing my parents' bodies in a boring context didn't do me any harm, and maybe even some good so THAT's what adult men look like from dad, and a premonition of my future butt from mom.
My son is three and he has always showered with me. I have had the question, why do girls have big boobs and boys still have boobs but little ones. I have thought that maybe he is getting a little old, and when I change in front of him, I turn my back… But to be honest there was a moment a few weeks ago when I pulled out a pregnancy book I am 11 weeks pregnant now with a picture of a naked woman and what the baby looks like inside my belly.
The first thing my husband says when I show him- Geez, look at her boobs! The first thing that my son says when I show him the same picture- What are those? So, I actually have a question. I'm not even sure how I feel about this perspective but I think it bears consideration. I grew up with same-sex nudity ie: mom, grandmothers, sisters, cousins, all being totally normal; my dad was the only guy around and he always at least wore underwear.
My daughter is nearly 2 and I'm naked with her frequently, my husband wears underwear around the house now because of his comfort level and also because she has started being grabby! My question is: Is this necessarily a question of how comfortable the child is with nudity? Does the parent have the right to be clothed or nude in their own home however they are comfortable? Is it possible that by trying to be super sensitive to a child's feelings, we are compromising our responsibility to teach them that everyone's body is their own?
That they should not be subject to someone else's opinion of what is right for their own body? How much should we be careful of our children, and how much should we teach them that the world isn't about making them comfortable? Again, I am really not sure how I feel about this argument, but I would really appreciate your opinions. Thank you for asking this!
I am really trying to understand the assumption that a lot of commenters have, that if the child wants you to cover up, they necessarily should. I feel like if a child has difficulty dealing with their parents' nudity, it would be better to talk to them about it and find out why it makes them uncomfortable, and help them work through it, then to just cover up when you see it bothers them.
I feel like covering up like that gives the signal that nudity is shameful. The thing that I find interesting is that there appears to be an assumption that nudity is inherently the better thing, and that if nudity makes someone uncomfortable then they have a problem that should be worked through. If that uncomfortablenss is motivated by poor body issues, or a skewed view of the human body, then of course those are things that should be talked about and worked through. But shyness is a natural personality trait, and I think that if someone doesn't want to be nude, or doesn't want to be around people who are nude then that's perfectly acceptable.
Isn't that why as a Western society we have agreed to wear clothes in public? Out of respect for the choices of others, right? When it comes to the choices made at home, I think the greater lesson here is that relationships familial and romantic are about compromise. What is this same question was about one partner being vegan and the other not?
Should one person be able to impose their views on the other? Perhaps there is a way to appease both parents here. We have occasional nudity at my home. I sleep naked, and walk from the shower to my bedroom nude, and I enjoy lounging with just my silk robe on. My partner however isn't so much into the nude thing, and the pre-schooler crawling all over him nude makes him uncomfortable what can I say, getting tea bagged by a 5yr old isn't his thing.
We don't use shame to ask my son to put his clothes on. We simply say, "hey I know its fun, but if you want to do this activity then you need clothes". I think in doing so he'll be fine with his bodies and others well aside from his obsession with boobs but I also want him to understand the importance of showing compassion for others by being considerate of them as well.
Wow Tess! Are we here on this earth to only make others comfortable? My rule is if it doesn't hurt me and it doesn't hurt you, then Im ok with it and I don't mean your opinion on how I should live my life or how we the family should live.
Another big question is: why do we feel uncomfortable being nude? Answering this question may solve the problem. I had swimming class when I was a little girl. Up until my fifth birthday, I would go in and change with my dad in the men's room. I guess because of that 'rule', 5 became a magic age for me.
My son reaching out to grab my husband's penis in the shower was hilarious, but the idea of a bay girl doing it seems less so. I'm not proud of feeling that way, but I guess I do! For occasional nudity or partial nudity, I don't think it is ever completely inappropriate — walking through the house to the shower, etc. As for me, I have no intent of covering up. Thankfully my husband and I both grew up with naked moms and it's no big deal. I guess we're starting a naked house over here!
The sexualization of women's bodies is a real problem in the U. Marketing, movies, TV, and porn can't pretend it doesn't exist! For example, a nude man in a film causes a completely different reaction in an audience than a nude woman.
I can't speak for anyone else, but this sexualization of women's bodies makes me feel like a prisoner. I appreciate that Kyrstal is trying to combat this in her own family, and I find it inspiring that she somehow managed to develop such a healthy relationship with her own body. I don't know how well or for how long the strategy will work, though. The outside forces are real and they seep into every family. A larger scale cultural change of the understanding of women's bodies is really needed.
I do think that her partner's discomfort is coming from a correlation between her body and sex, which is also why he enjoyed the nudity in the just-we-two context. Ultimately, it may be difficult for a male partner to understand that Krystal's "nudie booty" preference is political in the way that the personal is political , and so his being against it may also feel political to her. Essentially, she is saying, "My body is not an object.
My body is not sex. My body is just my body. I agree, is necessary separate sex and nudity. The human body can be seen in a health family without problems. The good sense must be a good factor, without shames or sexuality. Everybody will growing up and need to know that a relationship between people can have sex, but see other people naked not necessary has a sexual connotation.
My dad was never naked around us I have 1 brother and 1 sister. My mom on the other hand always was and still is I am the oldest and my bro and sis are 23 and It has always been totally normal to see my mom in her bra and underwear and panty hose! My mom has always been overweight, but very accepting of her body.
My brother is very respectful of women and has never commented on my mother's choice of non-clothing around the house. My parent's room was always a place we all gathered. To this day it is totally normal to see my mom laying in bed with me, my sister or my brother laying beside her talking or watching tv. I think her openness made us feel much closer to her. We love him dearly but we are less likely to snuggle up to him. I understand why your husband might feel uncomfortable, but I think it is complete natural.
Coming from a split family — parents never married, never lived together during my childhood, etc. My father and I showered together until I was 7 or so, because it was just easier to do all the showering at once in the morning. And it saves water :. Yet at my mother's house, she was the prudish one who had a part in my lack of pride for my wonderful human body.
With comments such as, "Oh my gosh, you have boobs! At 12 that can leave an impression of, is it bad to have boobs? Is my body so off putting that even my mother doesn't want to look at it? Now, being step-mom to an 8 year old boy who changes his clothes for school with the door closed and doesn't even like his father in the bathroom with him, I can see how large the range is of "acceptable" Ick, dislike that word nudity to other parenting styles.
But, with my own baby girl on the way and full intentions of breastfeeding, my little man is going to have to be amiable at least to some topless-ness. Girl's gotta eat. Point of it all is… Adjust accordingly in today's blended family climate. Deciding exactly how you will handle the situation now is probably fruitless.
I really liked the article because I've actually had a deep discussion with my husband about nudity and he agreed with me, even saying he wouldn't mind being nude himself. What had peaked our interest though is a family-friendly park in North Georgia called "Serendipity Park".
Yes a nudist park in Georgia for all ages and backgrounds. They have been around for years and me and my husband have always wanted to go. I love going through the testimonials and getting excited to see entire families bare it all with no shame.
NONE, zip.. I think the author should take it a step farther and go to one of these places with their family. It might even open up their husband's sense of 'decency'. I mean , wouldn't be nice to just have fun and be judged for your character than how you look in clothes? Being nude isn't shameful at all, its empowering and even spiritual in some ways. Keep on with the Nudie booty and be proud.
As I said in another comment, I strongly advise go to a nudist resort, where you can meet families, They go there just to live the social nudity. A lot of preconceived ideas goes down after that. I just want to say that this article and the discussion following it are why I love this site!!
Not sure how I feel about the nudity. I LOVE the idea of fostering body acceptance and healthy ideas about a woman's body. But I must admit I feel a little different about a father than mother… not sure why I feel that way either. Something to ponder…. I wouldn't say that my mum is a nude-loving person, but to this day she does not care if we kids including my 16 year old brother see her naked in the bathroom or when she is getting dressed.
I usually storm in the bathroom to get something and on the way out give her a little slap on her bum :D. I used to see my dad naked in the bathroom all the time too, until eventually I felt uncomfortable with it age 12?
That said I remember sleeping over at my friends house, when I was like 9 — and her parents would fit really nicely on offbeatmama. Very hippy, very sexual people and these days they actually own a house in a FKK village in France — where you even shop naked in the supermarket. The dad came in to say good night to my friend that night and actually gave me a good night kiss on my head too — the weird thing being that he was naked doing so.
I, however am a very private person. I don't like being naked other than while showering or changing. I've even given sleeping naked a shot a couple of times to see how it'd go, but it turns out I hate it.
I do think, however that a child shouldn't have their parents' nudity forced upon them if they are clearly uncomfortable with it. Every family does have to figure out what is right for them. Your comfort level will speak volumes to where you land on this. My experience was that my mom was naked around us growing up… not hanging out naked but certainly comfortable enough to converse with us while she dressed, etc. By the time my 3 brothers were all born, she was a single mother.
Raising 3 teenage boys alone made her uncomfortable and she became crazy strict about covering up, even to the point of yelling at me when my daughter came along. As a result, my brothers all have serious issues with women and nudity. One of them has a real problem with women and is quite twisted over all sexuality. The whole point is to show our boys that not all nudity is sexual. I would never wear something intended to initiate sex in front of my boys.
Recently I heard a friend of my son's ask "when you were little, did your mom walk around naked? Good for you. Out of curiosity, what is the oldest you will you let your boys be naked in front of you? My wife and are casually naked in front of our son who is going on five years old now. Her family is comfortable with casual nudity like this — her parents were ok with letting her siblings and her see them naked — and my parents were not prudes either.
So we think this is normal behavior. You are doing no harm, my mother walks around the house naked all the time. Infront of me and my brother. Even when my brother was 15 she still would. But that doesn't mean you should always be naked. Maybe just around the night. And whenever they have friends over be sure to cover up. I am neither a nudist or a prude and I certainly don't have a model figure. I have now turned 50 with 2 boys nearing their 30's who flew the nest many years ago.
Being seen naked, in the shower, dressing or being topless on holiday was never an issue. Yes they did go through a period of wanting their privacy as their bodies changed but they were still comfortable enough to be around me when i was dressing or drying off. Yes i could have put barriers up and shut them out, but why, they grew up with me and if they were uncomfortable then they could make sure they steered clear. But… the important thing is everyone and every family are different.
My husband and i recently went on holiday with my best friend 40 and divorced along with her 2 children boy 12, girl 7 to a villa in Spain. We have been on holidays together in the past and we both sunbathe topless.
Both kids have been brought up that nudity is not an issue and would often jump in the pool with no clothes on and then dry off at the side of the pool before getting dressed.
However at any other time the daughter made it clear that she wanted privacy to shower, get dressed etc…. Its right and proper that they are educated in the etiquette of when its not acceptable and why but otherwise they will find their comfort level. As a guy that grew up in a totally uptight family — including my extended family — I applaud all of you.
I'm a fairly private person , I dont like being nude in front of people. We cosleep and i only feel comfortable sleeping with my baby with underwear on, again my choice, my comfort levels. I started only sleeping in tanktops and underwear sometimes just underwear on especially hot nights at 17 and my parents always made sure to knock before opening my door.
I saw both my moms biological and adopted in just their underwear. That was okay for me but seeing my dads adopted and biological in just their underwear made me feel really uncomfortable.
I think i rubbed off on him…. We're mormon but pretty relaxed at home with our clothing levels, usually down to our underwear.
I just hope my son can tell me verbally or non verbally hes uncomfortable as he gets bigger and I'll respect his comfort levels. I think mothers and dads should keep their clothes on. Nudity is for kids and younger people. My sisters and I went naked a lot before we reached puberty. After that the girls tended to cover up but as a boy I was accepted as a nude boy even when I came home on college vacations.
We even have some very nice family photos taken in the woods where the boys and younger men are naked, everyone else is covered up except for some younger girls who are only wearing jeans or shorts. I was told this used to be the norm but now it seems women's bodies are on display for all, meanwhile boys don't even want to shower together at school.
I think the modern world is very sick and we should go back to the way it used to be. In particular, parents should never appear naked in front of their kids. As the saying goes, familiarity breeds contempt. Of course I come from a civilized white culture in New England, I suppose it may be different in Europe or elsewhere.
By the way "mom" no one is saying there is "something wrong" with your body. That doesn' t mean you should strut around naked in front of your kids. Me and my wife used to be naked at home when our children were young. But after they reached puberty, we decided it was better we cover up in front of them. But they were allowed to be naked at home every time they felt like it. We just gave them the power to decide when.
I find this fascinating. I am a 15 year old guy, and my mother has very much been a 'quick, cover up' type of mother. I, on the other hand, have a different perspective on this. Whenever I'm by myself I love being naked. This leads to another question. As I mentioned earlier, I'm 15, and I want to be naked with my mother, to experience it.
Heck, I may not even like it, however I just want to experience it. Is this wrong? But I certainly wish I had a mum like you, cos I feel like some of my insecurities have appeared because of this 'hideaway' attitude. Please help! I completely agree with your take on things, but I have one caveat. Once they start going to school, if they draw you naked you will get a call from the social worker and have to go in to a meeting.
I think our culture has an unhealthy connection between nudity and sex. Sex is a verb, a body- a person- is a noun. It took me a long time to be comfortable being nude around others, and as a child I never saw my dad in less than full clothing or pajamas and a robe. I felt so uncomfortable around men, especially at the swimming pool, because of the unhealthy association between uncovered skin and sex. They will never equate "skimpy" clothing with wanting sex!
She drew a naked lady on a hospital table spread-eagle with the doctor holding a baby. The social worker and principal wanted to know where she would see such a thing gasp! I was relieved because my daughter is a very detailed artist- and she was a C-section lol. I was expecting a lot of blood and a cut open belly.
I was raised not to be modest; for as long as I can remember, I was never required to wear a robe or use a towel to cover up when walking from the bedroom to the shower and back. I grew up being naked in front of my mother in various circumstances. When I was young, she would draw my bath. As I got older, she would walk in the bathroom when I was showering, and stay there when I got out and dried off.
When I was young, she picked out my clothes. As I got older, she would walk in my room while I was dressing. I changed my clothes and underwear in front of her. She has even walked in my bedroom and seen me sleep nude. Being naked in front of my mom was just a natural thing; I never gave it a second thought. I didn't walk around the house nude, nor was I some sort of nudist.
But I never thought much of it having her in my room while I dressed, or in the bathroom while I showered. She saw me nude until I moved out in my early twenties. I know this is an old post but lemme say that: Sexualized nudity is of course off-limits any time.
I don't think anyone here meant it, but this is a definite no-no. Some parents tend to forgot that. Non-sexualized nudity is okay as long as your kids are confortable around you and vice-versa : their non-sexualized nudity is okay as long as YOU're confortable around them.
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Date of Event July It was only a matter of time before I brought my drunken antics back to my parents house. Well, that all came to an end one Sunday morning in the Summer of The night before I was hanging with with two childhood buddies named Danny and Robert. Now all three of us had fake IDs, but we were also living at home for the summer. It was a big restaurant located in Cincinnati along the Ohio River. Basically every few weeks the staff would have a huge bash after the place shut down for the night.
About 10 days earlier I had dropped a 25 pound weight on my foot at the gym and completely smashed by big toe. Anyway back to the story:. So I hobbled into the party and was excited to go into my normal mode of blacking out on booze. In about 6 hours that mission was easily accomplished. As the hours of the night waned into the early morning I found myself swimming completely naked and alone in pool. Girls wanted no part of me and the men wanted to fight me. I hopped out of the pool and danced around naked, shaking my balls right near one of the white trash cooks.
He slowly looked up with a pissed off look on his face and said:. However, I was in no mood to get dressed and just started walking towards the direction of his car. But he kept insisting, saying:. I just laughed. I was in one of my blissful drunk moods and the thought of being completely naked just made me laugh. So my friends grabbed my clothes and followed closely behind as I hobbled around, wearing nothing but a boot.
Then I instantly burst out laughing as my friends stared at me with puzzled looks on their faces. At this point my friends had given up trying to reason with me because I was clearly in a world to myself.
Danny and my two other friends followed suit and once again Danny said:. So we took left the parking lot and got onto the main road. I must have looked ridiculous being fully nude with my seat belt on. The sun was now shining brightly and it was probably around AM.
I wanted no part of wearing clothes. My friends kept yelling:. Dude, what if your parents are up? But I just laughed and headed right into the house. And instead of going right to bed I decided I was hungry, so I opened the fridge and started making a fat ass meat sandwich. Robert followed me in shortly and was laughing uncontrollably. Luckily she never found out and after pounding some food I crashed hard in the old bunk bed I grew up in. He said my mom asked:.
To this day I still wonder what my parents would have said if they found me butt ass naked in kitchen shoving food in my face on a Sunday morning. I also wonder if any of their neighbors saw me hopping up the driveway, completely nude, wearing nothing but a boot on my left foot. January 20, Share on Facebook. Share on Twitter.